The Katie Chronicles: Nice Guys Finish First Edition

Katie started developing little crushes a couple of years ago, so now that the first week of school is over, I asked her about the boy situation over dinner.

Me: So, Katie, you have some new people in your class. What do you think about the boys? Anyone you like?

Katie, wrinkling her nose: No way! They all get in trouble too much! The boys in my class try to act cool but they don't know what they're doing so they end up being rude. I don't like that.

Me: Girl, you sure know how to make your momma's heart sing! Always stick with the nice boys.

Her daddy didn't say anything, either because he didn't hear the conversation -- it was a noisy restaurant -- or because the way to make *his* heart sing is for all boys to be in a separate school, until she's about 40.  #NiceBoysRule #MarriedOne