The Katie Chronicles: Homesick Chickens Edition

I am frequently told that Katie is my mini-me. She does look like me but she also acts like me, too. Exhibit A: The following conversation ensued while we waited for Katie's most recent gymnastics class to begin. 

K: What's that? [sticking her face about 2.4 centimeters from a work document I had in my hand]
Me: It's a strategic plan.
K: ....
Me: It's facts and knowledge.
K: So it's me, then?
Me: No. You *have* facts and knowledge. This *is* facts and knowledge.
K: Nuh uh. I AM facts and knowledge.
Me: No, you are a goofball.
K: No. I'm a goofGODDESS, Mommy.

Yep, those chickens I sent out have definitely gotten homesick and are coming back. You've been warned, world.