The Ethan Update: Baseball Jesus Edition

Recently, our family was all in one room and the kids were playing baseball on the Wii. Rome and I were talking to each other but (as you parents know) we always keep half an an ear tuned into the kids, so we can preempt any plans to condition the cats' fur with peanut butter, experiment with gravity by jumping off the roof, repaint the bathroom with Sharpies, etc. So Rome and I were talking about dinner plans and this comment from Ethan floated by: "Jesus wasn't very good at baseball." We stopped talking, gave each other the "Hmmmm..." look, and decided to inquire. Ethan explained that he was assigned a Mii in the game named Jesus and Jesus' batting was not up to standards, so he switched to another Mii. (We suspect the Mii was intended to have the Spanish pronunciation but our Sunday school-attending son read it the Anglo way). Sorry, Jesus. Walking on water, healing people, water into wine...just not enough. More heavenly batting practice for you!