The Katie Chronicles: Gunny Boo Boo Edition

In the South, target shooting is a somewhat common recreational activity and Katie's Alabama-raised grandpa is a gun collector. On a trip to visit him, Ethan spied a BB gun in the house....and thus commenced the begging, despite my admonition that he'd shoot his eye out. (It was a Red Ryder BB gun and Christmas time, so I was contractually obligated to say it). After some tutoring, Ethan took his turn aiming for a box-target and it turns out he's a good shot. Katie took her turn (with Daddy's assistance) and did pretty well, too. After she finished, Katie got very excited and ran to me shouting, "I SHOT A BOO BOO GUN! I SHOT A BOO BOO GUN!!